Doctor Internet to the rescue?I was rolling my joints and my lil' dude suggested that there was something wrong with me and that we should ask the internet...so we logged onto dear WebMD.
I had a stroke, I have glaucoma, a broken elbow, a dislocated elbow, detached retinas, T2 Diabetes, fibromyalgia, gout, torticollis, I'm nearsighted, I have tennis elbow, I'm in a sickle cell crisis, and I have two types of arthritis (I actually do have acute arthritis though).
Apparently, I'm in deep sh*t. LOL.
How often do you trust the internet to 'diagnose; your issues?
LOL mama...that's what happens when I don't reread things. LOL, the true stoner in meh comes out. :P
Posted by hey mama
I have tons of issues. I have cancer, first and foremost, of course (i've got a cyst), and also internal bleeding (heart burn), OCD (I worry sometimes), anxiety (this is likely for real but I can add it to my queue), hypothyroidism or iron deficiency (I'm tired), fibromyalgia (it hurts when people jump on me), ANNNND a brain tumor (head ahces...always!).
Posted by Diet C
I always have cancer.
Stubbed toe = cancer.
Bangs are too long = cancer.
Breton t-shirt = cancer.
Maybe my Google button is broke :/
Posted by Nikki (Woo Sah)
It always tells me I have Bipolar Disorder, DID, Schizophrenia, Unspecified Psychosis Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, and a mild case of Rickets..... Maybe I should see someone.
Posted by Loch
That's funny because my doctor uses webmd. LOL. I hate it tho and I wish he wouldnt.
Posted by I ﾚo√乇 Mason!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.!... Totally thought you were smokin out with your kid there for a minute ... Whew! I knew you were, you know... bad news...
I have used webMD once and never again... alls I know is that I had like 58 deadly diseases and the only symptom I put in was bleeding from vagina, you know, as a joke or whatever... It's crazy that something we do every month could really be a sign of something more sinister... dun dun dun!
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